Mafia Adjustment Payment
When Kate was reading a to-do list that she wrote for me, she thought one item said “Mafia Adjustment Payment.”
Then she asked, what kind of business are you in?
I’m rather certain she just can’t read what she wrote down.
The banks are closed for this Holiday…
Kate suggested the banks would be closed on Martha Luther King day.
Poisonous Rings?
Kate suggested “our rings exlarate a poisonous oil” when she was trying to describe why her ring finger has bumps that look like a poison ivy rash.
Hypergenic Disease
Kate said Hypergenic disease.
I’m not sure what a hypergenic disease is, but I imagine it involves very active airborne pathogens.
Dain Bramage
What happens when you get hurt in your head.
ForkKnife
Jackknifing means the accidental folding of an articulated vehicle such that it resembles the acute angle of a folding pocket knife. Kate made up ForkKnife. I can only imagine ForkKnifing is even more trecherous than jackknifing.
SixOggin
A SixOggin or “Six Oggin” is a six seater Toboggan. Kate came up with this when tryin to think of the name Gondolah lift at the ski resorts that held multiple people. The real name is still eluding me. Perhaps Sean could remind me…
Frozen Boppins
Frozen Boppens are the chunks of ice that float in the icey water of Maine. They “Bop” up and down as they flow down the rivers.
Pulitzer Prize Fighting
Where the reader is always the winner.
Edgar Allen Poetry
It’s dark, fun and poetical.
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