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Chickin Piccata

AdminJeremy — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:59:51 +0000

So Kate and Kendra are helping me remember what I like to eat at an Italian restaurant… They settle on Chicken Piccata. Kate tells the waitress Chicken Piccata with extra Crepes please!.

Of course we die laughing.

Papa What?

AdminJeremy — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 02:00:20 +0000

While looking at the iQuakeLite app on my iPad Kate said “Papa New Ghandi had a 6.3 earthquake today”.

Pruner? She said that!

AdminJeremy — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 02:29:00 +0000

I said “Pruner?”

John said “I don’t even know her!”

Kate said “SHE SAID THAT!” (Instead of That’s what she said”)

Veridian Dynamics Canupaty

AdminJeremy — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:35:25 +0000

While watching “Better Off Ted” Kate and I laughed tremendously about the Veridian Dynamics commercial.

Kate said “That’s the best part of the show, the commercials about the Canupaty”.

“The Canupaty?” I asked…

She gets that look in her eyes when she knows she said something funny and says “Yeah, the canupaty!”

While talking to her mom about Denial

AdminJeremy — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:57:51 +0000

“Just think Mom, Denial is not just a big thing in another country.”

At the Car Show

AdminJeremy — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 00:33:00 +0000

Kate told me who would be at the Car show:

“Ferarri, Porsche and Ashton Martian”

I need a doctor…

AdminJeremy — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:30:45 +0000

Kate feels I need a new doctor now that we’ve moved. She looks up one online and says “His specialty is Neurology and Pain Management. That kills two bones with one stone, doesn’t it?”

“Yes baby, yes it does.”

You can’t make this stuff up.
I love this woman.

Mafia Adjustment Payment

AdminJeremy — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:35:14 +0000

When Kate was reading a to-do list that she wrote for me, she thought one item said “Mafia Adjustment Payment.”

Then she asked, what kind of business are you in?

I’m rather certain she just can’t read what she wrote down.

The banks are closed for this Holiday…

AdminJeremy — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:16:29 +0000

Kate suggested the banks would be closed on Martha Luther King day.

Poisonous Rings?

AdminJeremy — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:12:54 +0000

Kate suggested “our rings exlarate a poisonous oil” when she was trying to describe why her ring finger has bumps that look like a poison ivy rash.