Hackintosh
Kate was trying to ask us why a certain computer wasn’t a Hackintosh anymore. She couldn’t quite remember the word Hackintosh but instead said: “Hey Jeremy, why isn’t that computer a Crapple anymore?”
Chinese Cooking
Kate says: “Chinese cooking is not for the weak of soul”
Sarah then says: “You mean not for the faint of heart?”
Kate says: “Yeah”
Chickin Piccata
So Kate and Kendra are helping me remember what I like to eat at an Italian restaurant… They settle on Chicken Piccata. Kate tells the waitress Chicken Piccata with extra Crepes please!.
Of course we die laughing.
Papa What?
While looking at the iQuakeLite app on my iPad Kate said “Papa New Ghandi had a 6.3 earthquake today”.
Pruner? She said that!
I said “Pruner?”
John said “I don’t even know her!”
Kate said “SHE SAID THAT!” (Instead of That’s what she said”)
Veridian Dynamics Canupaty
While watching “Better Off Ted” Kate and I laughed tremendously about the Veridian Dynamics commercial.
Kate said “That’s the best part of the show, the commercials about the Canupaty”.
“The Canupaty?” I asked…
She gets that look in her eyes when she knows she said something funny and says “Yeah, the canupaty!”
While talking to her mom about Denial
“Just think Mom, Denial is not just a big thing in another country.”
At the Car Show
Kate told me who would be at the Car show:
“Ferarri, Porsche and Ashton Martian”
I need a doctor…
Kate feels I need a new doctor now that we’ve moved. She looks up one online and says “His specialty is Neurology and Pain Management. That kills two bones with one stone, doesn’t it?”
“Yes baby, yes it does.”
You can’t make this stuff up.
I love this woman.
Mafia Adjustment Payment
When Kate was reading a to-do list that she wrote for me, she thought one item said “Mafia Adjustment Payment.”
Then she asked, what kind of business are you in?
I’m rather certain she just can’t read what she wrote down.
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