Veridian Dynamics Canupaty
While watching “Better Off Ted” Kate and I laughed tremendously about the Veridian Dynamics commercial.
Kate said “That’s the best part of the show, the commercials about the Canupaty”.
“The Canupaty?” I asked…
She gets that look in her eyes when she knows she said something funny and says “Yeah, the canupaty!”
While talking to her mom about Denial
“Just think Mom, Denial is not just a big thing in another country.”
At the Car Show
Kate told me who would be at the Car show:
“Ferarri, Porsche and Ashton Martian”
I need a doctor…
Kate feels I need a new doctor now that we’ve moved. She looks up one online and says “His specialty is Neurology and Pain Management. That kills two bones with one stone, doesn’t it?”
“Yes baby, yes it does.”
You can’t make this stuff up.
I love this woman.
Mafia Adjustment Payment
When Kate was reading a to-do list that she wrote for me, she thought one item said “Mafia Adjustment Payment.”
Then she asked, what kind of business are you in?
I’m rather certain she just can’t read what she wrote down.
The banks are closed for this Holiday…
Kate suggested the banks would be closed on Martha Luther King day.
Poisonous Rings?
Kate suggested “our rings exlarate a poisonous oil” when she was trying to describe why her ring finger has bumps that look like a poison ivy rash.
Hypergenic Disease
Kate said Hypergenic disease.
I’m not sure what a hypergenic disease is, but I imagine it involves very active airborne pathogens.
Dain Bramage
What happens when you get hurt in your head.
ForkKnife
Jackknifing means the accidental folding of an articulated vehicle such that it resembles the acute angle of a folding pocket knife. Kate made up ForkKnife. I can only imagine ForkKnifing is even more trecherous than jackknifing.
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